The Distracter brought every ounce of charm possible, but Mr. Finesse channeled his inner Santa Barbara frat boy and The Distracter never really stood a chance.

Match one: Mark “the Fast-Sliding Englishman” Blanchard vs. Ashley “the Crusher” Cornil. What a match!

Before getting my feet wet in advertising, I spent many years peddling consumer electronics for a large consumer electronics company

Oh, Motorola E815, how I miss thee.

The game? Shuffleboard. No, not the shuffleboard your grandparents play on cruises and in retirement communities. The version I am referring to can be found in dive bars across the country